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[nature_heart]

CALL ME OUT MEME

How it works:
a) Your dude plus my dude. Put these two characters in the subject line.
b) Together, we plot a scenario. What kind? Any kind! AU. Off-screen in game. General. Anything. If you have any idea at all, feel free to contact me and we can make it work!
c) ???
d) Profit.
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[wears_number_69]

That's right, you got it.

[She twisted herself right to left, beginning stages were always like this, Banjo.]

Make sure you're relaxed, don't want you to break anything, sweetie.

Dat ass (icon)

[rarebear]

[Banjo tried to twist like she did, turning as far as he could. He didn't have quite the range of motion she did, but he tried.]

I don't wanna break anything either... How long have you been doing yoga anyway? Seems like it's been for as long as I've known you at least, and we've been friends like forever.

I have also boobs (i'm so mature)

[wears_number_69]

I do at least a lil' yoga everyday, it works real good for unwinding and making you feel, like, spiritual and stuff.

[Berri wasn't into the spiritual thing so she was a little sarcastic there.]

In all total seriousness, it just is relaxing and junk.

And they're lovely (polygonal) boobs

[rarebear]

That explains why you're so chill all the time.

[Banjo stopped twisting when it became obvious that he wasn't going to get any more range of motion out of it.]

But that's good. I play video games a lot to unwind, so everyone's got their own thing.

[wears_number_69]

[Banjo was trying so hard, so hard. It was completely adorable. She moved to another position to stretch, keep it up, bear.]

Hon, I'm only so chill when I'm doing yoga. When you deal with Conker and his shenanigans, I swear you can get, like, ten heart attacks if you're aren't careful.

[rarebear]

[Banjo watched for a moment, and then got to work mimicing her movements as best as his bulky bear self could.]

Tell me about it... He is so lucky to have you for a girlfriend, I just hope he realizes that. You're the best. But I guess everyone has their own way of dealing with shenanigans like that.

[wears_number_69]

[...She almost tripped herself up. Whoa, that caught her off guard. She covered it up by looking as if she was done stretching.

S-silly bear. Better say something, she thought.]

Just comes with the territory, is all. I think we can give stretches a rest now though.

Ready for some of that real yoga, bear?

[rarebear]

[Banjo was a guy who wore his heart on his sleeve and said what he thought. And it was true, he thought Berri was a great, supportive, nice girl, and that Conker was lucky to be dating her. Banjo was also not THAT bright and/or observant, and she easily covered her stumble such that he never noticed he'd flustered her.]

I completely get it. Phew... Great. I think I'm ready for some real yoga, so what do I do first?

[wears_number_69]

Well.

[Berri went to her radio and started fiddling with her phone. She hooked it to the stereo and suddenly a relaxing playlist started up.]

Just needed to set up that calming atmosphere and what not.

[rarebear]

[He nodded, smiling.]

You've gotta have the right relaxing mood, for sure.

[He stood with her, eyes on her, waiting for her to tell him what to do with that happy look on his face.]

[wears_number_69]

[Berri imagined that maybe, just maybe...this would come to bite them in the asses.

Let's see. She had to think positive.]

Get into position, like so-

[This would be easy, she breathed in from her stomach. A long deep breath. Quietly, she exhaled.]

Get into the zone, breathe in and out.

[rarebear]

[Banjo had no idea how this could possibly come to bite them in the asses, from the look of trust on his face. How could this possibly go any other way?]

Like this?

[He mirrored her pose, and started to breathe in deep through his nose.]

[wears_number_69]

[It would happen.]

Good, good.

Now, follow me. We're gonna do something called a "half moon".

Just take those arms and--

[She started moving.]

[rarebear]

[Well, terrible decisions were ready to begin.]

Okay... Half moon.

[He raised his arms, watching her move for a moment--and finding himself more than a little mesmerized by her flexibility and figure--before he tried to move in the same manner. His lack of flexibility was obvious, and he lost his balance a couple of times along the way, but he did his best.]

[wears_number_69]

[Um, that was noticeable.]

You got this?

[rarebear]

I'm fine! Really!

[He was trying to convince himself just as much as her.]

Just getting my groove... You make this look really easy.

[As he started to get used to moving like this, the workout came easier to him and his balance was sturdier.]

[wears_number_69]

You forget I got, like, a few years under my belt.

Juuuust let me know if it gets too hard but if you're really fine...we can start our next pose.

[rarebear]

[He might be okay. He hoped. But he was going to try.]

I think I can take it... What's next?

[He finally straightened up, stretching his back a bit. Hopefully that would get easier with time.]

[wears_number_69]

Okay okay, let's try doing some Warrior stuff. Let's see what else you got. I'll try going slower so you can reeeally follow this.

Now...

[She began a series of steps. Would this be easier or harder?]

[rarebear]

All right! Here we go...

[He watched for a few moments, then tried to help out. This time he was more stable, focusing hard on keeping himself steady. His motions were slower and more deliberate this time, and it paid off. He wobbled a bit at the beginning, but started to get the hang of it.]

This isn't so bad!