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Daria Morgendorffer ([personal profile] standingonmyneck) wrote in [community profile] museboxingring2016-01-23 09:39 pm

DARIA OPEN POST 2016

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DARIA MORGENDORFER AND YOU SICK, SAD WORLD

1. Post a dude.
2. Can be from a game (Empirica or Withstand) verse.
3. PSLs all welcome here.
4. We can plot out all of the basics on Plurk! But this is the free for all open post, let's have fun! It's a Sick, Sad World. Let's enjoy it.

Prompt Ideas:
Insomnia
ROAAAAAAAAAAAD TRIP!
We're best friends, let's do friends stuff.
Is this some computer geek's idea of a good time?
Enter a home.
General nonsense.
yankovic: (2)

[personal profile] yankovic 2016-01-26 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, hey.

[Joseph beckons her over.]

What's a mistake? You being here is actually perfect, I need an extra hand with this.

[Actually, he could probably do just fine on his own, even if it was a lot easier with someone else, but the way Daria was acting was suspicious. If he got her to sit down with him, maybe she would talk about whatever was bothering her.

Hell, maybe she needed something to distract her. He could do that too.]
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[personal profile] yankovic 2016-01-27 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Joseph waves his hands over and gestures to the adjacent chair.]

Heh heh!

[The old man grins. For now, he opts to wait to ask her what's wrong. It'd probably help more if he got her to relax first. He lays his arm out on the table.]

Alright. The joints need greasing, and one of my fingers is loose. Take that little bottle of oil and squeeze it out between these parts.

[He gestures at the joints between his fingers. As for the loose finger, he starts to carefully twist it until it POPS! all the way off. He looks it over, looking at the inner workings underneath.]

Hmm... I've had an artificial arm for fifty years now, and this is still so bizarre to me.
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[personal profile] yankovic 2016-01-29 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Neither am I, so we're even.

[He shrugs.]

Heh! True. I'm not going to thank the man who chopped it off or anything, but you got a good point.
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[personal profile] yankovic 2016-01-29 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah. Iron Man would be pretty good, but the man's not worth thanking.

[Anyway. Joseph flexes his other fingers as he sets the detached one on the table.]

Not bad.
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[personal profile] yankovic 2016-02-01 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Joseph goes quiet for a moment at that. Then, suddenly, he shrugs. His face stays neutral. It's a long story, and he doesn't feel like telling it yet.]

Something like that.

[Anyway. Now that everything seems right, he looks into the wiring where his detached finger should go. Nothing seems out of place... he supposed it was just loose. He shakes his head, takes his finger back to start screwing it back in place.]

Doesn't seem like it now. Suppose it was just loose.

[Pause.]

So. You're out pretty late.
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[personal profile] yankovic 2016-02-03 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I may be an old man, but I remember what being a teenager is like.

[He says, not quite looking at her. Eventually, Daria might realize that Joseph is more observant than he lets on. Not that he doesn't brag about himself all the time.]

Any other reason?
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[personal profile] yankovic 2016-02-05 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Joseph, for once, was patient, listening to her quietly as he finally screws his finger back on.]

Do you want to talk about it?

[His expression, still not looking at her, looks casual and matter-of-fact, but his tone is gently. Not pushing it. He's trying not to prod too hard.]
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[personal profile] yankovic 2016-02-06 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
A hypocrite for being outside?

[Joseph keeps it casual, but he gives Daria a glance.]

Why's that?
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[personal profile] yankovic 2016-02-06 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
No place to wait 'til it blows over, I'm guessing.
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[personal profile] yankovic 2016-02-06 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
... Ah.

[Ah. Finger properly back in place, Joseph flexes his hand a few times before he sets it down and gives Daria his full attention. Not that he wasn't listening before -- now it just looked like it.]

It's not easy, being in a place like this against your will. [He starts gathering all his tiny tools, sorting them through a small box nearby.] ... Hmh. Did I ever tell you about the time I had poison in my heart?
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[personal profile] yankovic 2016-02-06 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
It was fifty years ago, back when I still had my real hand. My uncle, Speedwagon, had been kidnapped by Nazis and taken to a base in Mexico.

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For the record, he says this all with a straight face.

If you wanted some comic relief, here u go.]
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[personal profile] yankovic 2016-02-07 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Breaking News: Old men can be racist. Speaking of that, he waves the remark off.]

Different story. [You sure are casual about this, Joseph.] Anyway. They were doing these sort of... experiments, trying to revive ancient vampires embedded in stone. I didn't have a Stand back then, but vampires were a pretty... common problem with us Joestars, I suppose. Anyway, after I rescued my uncle, I met them. We fought, and I managed to talk my way out of being killed, but... well. I got a "parting" gift out of it.

[He taps his chest and his neck.]

Two poison "wedding" rings in my heart and my neck.

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