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Daria Morgendorffer ([personal profile] standingonmyneck) wrote in [community profile] museboxingring2016-01-23 09:39 pm

DARIA OPEN POST 2016

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DARIA MORGENDORFER AND YOU SICK, SAD WORLD

1. Post a dude.
2. Can be from a game (Empirica or Withstand) verse.
3. PSLs all welcome here.
4. We can plot out all of the basics on Plurk! But this is the free for all open post, let's have fun! It's a Sick, Sad World. Let's enjoy it.

Prompt Ideas:
Insomnia
ROAAAAAAAAAAAD TRIP!
We're best friends, let's do friends stuff.
Is this some computer geek's idea of a good time?
Enter a home.
General nonsense.
yankovic: (9)

[personal profile] yankovic 2016-01-29 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Neither am I, so we're even.

[He shrugs.]

Heh! True. I'm not going to thank the man who chopped it off or anything, but you got a good point.
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[personal profile] yankovic 2016-01-29 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah. Iron Man would be pretty good, but the man's not worth thanking.

[Anyway. Joseph flexes his other fingers as he sets the detached one on the table.]

Not bad.
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[personal profile] yankovic 2016-02-01 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Joseph goes quiet for a moment at that. Then, suddenly, he shrugs. His face stays neutral. It's a long story, and he doesn't feel like telling it yet.]

Something like that.

[Anyway. Now that everything seems right, he looks into the wiring where his detached finger should go. Nothing seems out of place... he supposed it was just loose. He shakes his head, takes his finger back to start screwing it back in place.]

Doesn't seem like it now. Suppose it was just loose.

[Pause.]

So. You're out pretty late.
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[personal profile] yankovic 2016-02-03 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I may be an old man, but I remember what being a teenager is like.

[He says, not quite looking at her. Eventually, Daria might realize that Joseph is more observant than he lets on. Not that he doesn't brag about himself all the time.]

Any other reason?
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[personal profile] yankovic 2016-02-05 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Joseph, for once, was patient, listening to her quietly as he finally screws his finger back on.]

Do you want to talk about it?

[His expression, still not looking at her, looks casual and matter-of-fact, but his tone is gently. Not pushing it. He's trying not to prod too hard.]
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[personal profile] yankovic 2016-02-06 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
A hypocrite for being outside?

[Joseph keeps it casual, but he gives Daria a glance.]

Why's that?
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[personal profile] yankovic 2016-02-06 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
No place to wait 'til it blows over, I'm guessing.
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[personal profile] yankovic 2016-02-06 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
... Ah.

[Ah. Finger properly back in place, Joseph flexes his hand a few times before he sets it down and gives Daria his full attention. Not that he wasn't listening before -- now it just looked like it.]

It's not easy, being in a place like this against your will. [He starts gathering all his tiny tools, sorting them through a small box nearby.] ... Hmh. Did I ever tell you about the time I had poison in my heart?
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[personal profile] yankovic 2016-02-06 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
It was fifty years ago, back when I still had my real hand. My uncle, Speedwagon, had been kidnapped by Nazis and taken to a base in Mexico.

[...

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For the record, he says this all with a straight face.

If you wanted some comic relief, here u go.]
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[personal profile] yankovic 2016-02-07 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Breaking News: Old men can be racist. Speaking of that, he waves the remark off.]

Different story. [You sure are casual about this, Joseph.] Anyway. They were doing these sort of... experiments, trying to revive ancient vampires embedded in stone. I didn't have a Stand back then, but vampires were a pretty... common problem with us Joestars, I suppose. Anyway, after I rescued my uncle, I met them. We fought, and I managed to talk my way out of being killed, but... well. I got a "parting" gift out of it.

[He taps his chest and his neck.]

Two poison "wedding" rings in my heart and my neck.
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[personal profile] yankovic 2016-02-08 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Technically the life of a Joestar, technically the life of a Stand user. It's both.]

You'd think so! What did I look like to them, a polygamist?!

[50 YEARS LATER AND HE'S STILL BUTTHURT. He huffs to himself and shakes his head.]

Anyway, point being... it's not the same as what you're going through, but it felt like I was thrown into an entirely different world. I had a month to challenge them, or the rings would dissolve in my body and I would die.
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[personal profile] yankovic 2016-02-09 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
And so will you.

[Joseph tilts his head, his expression suddenly spreading into a wry grin.]

Hate to break it to you, child, but just you wait. Give it time and you'll be old and wrinkled and telling your own crazy survival stories to the next couple generations.

[Translation: You're going to be just fine.]
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[personal profile] yankovic 2016-02-10 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Heheheh.]

I have to say, I'm a little jealous. I've had some pretty bizarre adventures [HAH] but I can't say I've ever been on the moon before. You're going to have to one-up me on that one.

Plus... well. It never hurts to have other people help you get through it. And if anyone... I'll be here for you, alright?

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